Trump Announces Global Hat Policy — Canada Gets 30-Day Waiver, Oman Gets Friday
The White House announces a 90-day global rollout of a mandatory MAGA cap doctrine, with compliance to be monitored by a newly created Pentagon bureau.
Read the full story →Sharia Foot-Washing Discrimination: Texas Discovers White People Have Feet Too
After Texas scrapped plans for Muslim foot-washing stations, white Texans are wondering whether Sharia law might protect their feet better.
Read the full story →Airline Introduces Fare-by-Kilogram, Passengers Now Lie by the Kilo
SkyEqual Airways has unveiled a revolutionary new airfare system that critics are calling racist, discriminatory and deeply invasive — while passengers are mostly outraged that the airline has quickly found a way to charge them for lying about their weight.
Read the full story →Man Remembers Anniversary, Wife Suspects Foul Play
Every once in a while, something truly remarkable happens: a man remembers his wedding anniversary without being told.
Read the full story →Local Dog Watches Eclipse With More Focus Than Man Who Prepared for Six Months
Gerald Fenwick prepared for six months to witness the eclipse of his lifetime — his neighbor's dog handled it with considerably more focus.
Read the full story →Channel Smugglers Commission 500-Meter Mega-Dinghy With Wi-Fi and Selfie Booths
The Channel smuggling industry responds to tougher enforcement by simply ordering bigger boats — with amenities.
Read the full story →Thailand's Sex Industry Achieves Rare Feat: Secret Everyone Already Knows
Thailand’s sex industry remains the country’s most visible invisible industry.
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