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NEW YORK — The fashion world was rocked this week by the revelation that supermodel Coco Loco is completely naked underneath her clothes.
Loco appeared in a $12,000 designer coat and massive scarf. Underneath: nothing.
"COCO GOES NUDE," screamed the headlines.
Editors called it bold. Liberating. A radical rejection of traditional layering. The look was quickly hailed as the ultimate expression of freedom.
Fashion houses are already responding. One luxury label has announced a $4,800 coat specifically designed to be worn over nothing. Another is developing a $2,900 sweater intended for people who prefer nothing underneath their sweater.
"We’re seeing a complete rethinking of what goes beneath fashion," said one industry analyst.
Meteorologists declined to comment.
Loco, for her part, is said to be considering taking the idea further next season.
"I might wear nothing under the underwear I might or might not wear,” she told Vogue. “And if the industry responds well, nothing under the eventual."
Fashion insiders are already calling it the next big thing.